yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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