So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
All I want is dick and wine.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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