Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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