I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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