Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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