I like my sex mixed with concussions.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
