ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i dont even know how to be here
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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