Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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