Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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