mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
