butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize
