I hope mine doesn't look like that
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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