Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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