Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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