its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
