I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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