loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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