Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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