I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
