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Wipe that smile off your face.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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