Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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