im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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