you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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