Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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