So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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