Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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