think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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