Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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