You're a womanizer and a bitch.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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