Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Dick very happy bro
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
