Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
