Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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