How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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