that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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