Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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