hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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