Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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