I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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