I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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