I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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