If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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