Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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