First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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