so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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