thus making me awesome and them whores
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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