he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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