I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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