If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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