That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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