When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
