Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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